I want to pledge fealty to a King in the North and purge degenerates.
Retard strength already maxed out over here, ready when you are, over.
pssh
Retard king, this is grunt 13357.
Reports of another retard with a bright orange shirt causing me sensory overload and distress. Preparing to attack, over
HURR DURR BRBRBRHSHSHSBHHRHBSHRBHSRH
Regard king, this is grunt 13357 again, I'm currently being restrained by two wrangles. In a desperate attempt to escape their grasp, I'm hitting myself in the head, over
Krsssshhhhh
Grunt 13357, need a few to finish chewing my own leg off. Will keep posted over.
Psssshhh click
krrrrsssshhh Retard king, I'm currently being transported back to the home, covered in a weighted blanket. Shrieking about tendies and normalfags appears to have no effect on the environment I'm in, I'm still in the tardhouse. As a last resort, I will attempt tactically throwing my Thomas the Tank Engine toys at the walls and screaming in order to get back outside. Will update, over
i feel like if i drive my jeep to the war, i'll end up in a motorpool.
which is fucking awful.
My My Little Pony fursona is almost complete.
A furry and a brony? That's like having a double helping of HIV.
Side effect of increasing retard levels
I'm sorry. I'd suggest ritualized suicide before it gets worse. Before too much longer you'll be wearing a pony suit and a diaper and calling people daddy on twitter.
I don't know what retardialized suicide is, my autism levels are through the roof.
Oh, no.
I'm developing the voice.
The competitive smash bros tournament voice
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