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Ok, this is funny. As much as you dudes want to make fun of us women, statements like this make me laugh. Women are the backbone of the house. You boys act like little babies, too and need mothering. Puhlease. Lol.
Typical woman.
A man builds a home and all the stuff in it, and a woman tells a man how she wants the furniture arranged, then she says, "I'm a homemaker!"
Women are in denial of their place and importance. You make babies. That's your place in the world.
Backbone? Uh-huh. Women are so known for being emotional rocks, unflappable under pressure. Chicks cry all the time and can never verbalize a sane reason as to why.
Do you have a woman in your life?
Are you asking me out?
Oh... wait, you're doing what women always do when they want to attack a man. Women always go for the "this man can't get laid, and therefore is wrong" argument. Pretty sneaky.
No, honey. There are no women in my life. I live on a desert island and my world view is based off a 1956 Playboy.
For fucks sake... Obviously there are women in my life. Far too many.
Being sexist is like being racist. Greater exposure to the demographic leads to a greater understanding. A greater understanding leads inevitably to the conclusion of a natural hierarchy.
I'm sexist because I know and understand women.
I know the truth about women's sexual appetites, their honesty, their emotional stability, and their intellectual capacity.
I know this from decades of close, intimate proximity from being a: father, brother, husband, son, nephew, boyfriend, cousin, lover, coworker, confidant, and friend. I've been weird guy in the work place, as well as the favorite man, as well as the "who's he?" guy.
I am the bitch whisperer. If you were in my life you would know my opinions of you, and you would like me. You wouldn't have to lie for once in your life, and you would love that, but you would also be truly vulnerable and judged accurately by a man, and this would scare the shit out of you.
To understand yourself as a woman, you have to accept the fear is the emotion that rules you. Fear of never being known,fear of being known. Fear of being alone, fear of being dependent. Fear of loving, fear of not being able to love. Fear of being weak, fear of being strong and being responsible.
Yes. I know women.
How many cats do you own?
Your boyfriend, assuming he exists, weighs either below 190lbs, or over 300.
Lol. So you just think women are only vagina-havers and don’t know how to take care of kids and the house? You sound like a fucking tool.
No, no, you have your place, but if you think the role of the man in the relationship is to act like a little baby who needs mothering, then I feel bad for you, as you obviously haven't been in a relationship with an actual man.
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