Caused by PTSD they experienced while watching a white male on TV get out of a speeding ticket?
just how fucking white a man do you have to be to get out of speeding fines.
Fucking Himmler used to have wet dreams about my impeding arrival on this planet and the only time i ever got out of those tickets was because the cops themselves fucked up and couldnt talk themselves into me admitting i had sped and pretending i made an admission of guilt.
*never ever ever ever answer "do you know why i stopped you today OR do you know how fast you were going" especially if the first you saw that cunt was on your ass with disco lights going. Im not sure officer how about you tell me how fast i was going down the street you claim you followed me down and ill point at the side street you pulled out of before pulling me up. oh well you were going a bit fast ey so how fast? I believe i was doing the speed limit officer, if you have evidence to show otherwise feel free to present it to a magistrate. well you dont have to be sm Ima stop you right there cuntstable im under no obligation to do your job for you if you dont have my speed recorded id appreciate it if you could cease your detention.
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