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You realize Polar Bears are large right? They live in the Arctic, and the Antarctic, in the -40 temps, lots of snow, etc.

Sure we all get that.

What happens when they shit?

Seriously, because it's not what happens here.

There it just melts down through the snow and ice, until it freezes itself, locked in suspended animation, forever and ever.

Polar Bear is a pretty big animal and it takes a pretty big shit right?

One day global warming will melt all of that snow, and 12,000 years of polar bear shit will be warmed all at the same time.

If that doesn't frighten you, well, perhaps it should.

You realize Polar Bears are large right? They live in the Arctic, and the Antarctic, in the -40 temps, lots of snow, etc. Sure we all get that. What happens when they shit? Seriously, because it's not what happens here. There it just melts down through the snow and ice, until it freezes itself, locked in suspended animation, forever and ever. Polar Bear is a pretty big animal and it takes a pretty big shit right? One day global warming will melt all of that snow, and 12,000 years of polar bear shit will be warmed all at the same time. If that doesn't frighten you, well, perhaps it should.

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That's right, we are men of action and adventure.

The best chance to save the polar bear from global warming is to move a bunch of them to the South Pole.

First we need a GoFundMe account and an eco left environmental PR campaign to raise the funds, because we are going need some ships. We are going to need a lot of stuff. Above all, we will need a salary because this is going to take a lot of time.

Then we have to get some lefty volunteers to approach and distract the polar bears while we get the tranq guns ready. These brave volunteers need to be fast because it may take more than one tranq to bring a polar bear down. We should definitely bring some extra volunteers, just in case.

We will have to film it all, of course. We can sell it straight to TV.

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I have but one upvote to give.

>Then we have to get some lefty volunteers to approach and distract the polar bears while we get the tranq guns ready. These brave volunteers need to be fast because it may take more than one tranq to bring a polar bear down. We should definitely bring some extra volunteers, just in case.

I almost shit myself, laughing. Thanks