I asked my 4 year old son, are you a boy or a girl. He responded Im a robot with spikes and laser eyes. Then he punched me.
Well if you were a retarded liberal commie socialist you would be trying to put a battery up your son's anus to make him a robot start feeding him oil as well.
But it sounds like you are doing a very good job if your sons first reaction is to punch you I commend your parenting my daughter is always ready for an physical assault!
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