where else is there?
Try your garage. Or if you are really daring, there is something called "outside".
it gets dark at night
Then there is a project for you. Get some motion detector lights and put them up. Coincidentally, I just got some solar motion lights and put one up in the chicken coop and another facing a parking spot that was dark. Work amazingly well.
You know...I've noticed that
Tell us more about this "outside" please. How do you get there? Can I say kike and nigger there?
Outside is a very old place. Very old indeed. You can get there by barking at the door like our dog does, or you can just turn the handle and push if you have hands. I often mutter Fucking niggers. Damned kikes. And then there's them fucking Faggots, etc.- Basically like a tuorettes victim out there, and only occasionally do I get odd looks like I am the Old Man Yelling At The Sky. Your neighbors may be closer and thus more likely to be upset, of course. My FBCINSA observers up in the sky just wave their wings when I start going off.
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