I Been on 'dem Utah Salt Flatz,
Taking 'dem super saturated Salt napz
Damn I be dehydrated,
Feeling like I relocated,
Darn I wish I had some water,
But damn I don't gotta pay my daughter,
Any child support
On the Salt flats!
Not bad but no reference to lewd sex acts unfortunately
Let me provide some positive criticism:
They would never say daughter. It be dey keeeed.
Dehydrated is not one of the twenty seven words they know.
Darn? More like Sheeeeit.
Good rhyming though.
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