I Been on 'dem Utah Salt Flatz,
Taking 'dem super saturated Salt napz
Damn I be dehydrated,
Feeling like I relocated,
Darn I wish I had some water,
But damn I don't gotta pay my daughter,
Any child support
On the Salt flats!
Let me provide some positive criticism:
They would never say daughter. It be dey keeeed.
Dehydrated is not one of the twenty seven words they know.
Darn? More like Sheeeeit.
Good rhyming though.
Not bad but no reference to lewd sex acts unfortunately
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