This guy should give lessons. Maybe earn himself some more money.
So I go into the gas station store to pick up a coffee energy drink and two lottery tickets. Figure it's super fucking high why not blow 8 bucks on lottery tickets. I don't waste money on that often.
So I check out and he sees my Starbucks energy drink (on sale) and he says "nice choice".
But he doesn't say it exactly the way one would say it if they meant it. And not the way someone would say it if they were being a dick. I don't care too much about this fuck so I just continue on.
The total comes to 13 dollars even and I hand him a $50. He says thank you to me. Again. Same tone he used. It was a perfect balance of snide and kindness. Fucking perfect. I applauded his masterful ways.
Guy told me to fuck myself without actually saying. Wasn't even cunty enough to get caught. I'd have been the prick.
As I'm leaving he tells me to please come again. Now I'm in love with this dude. No homo.
I want to attend bis doctorate class on discontent and sarcasm. I'd pay to learn this fuckers tricks.
This establishment has earned a customer for life because of this asshole.
Thanks, I will come again.
This guy should give lessons. Maybe earn himself some more money.
So I go into the gas station store to pick up a coffee energy drink and two lottery tickets. Figure it's super fucking high why not blow 8 bucks on lottery tickets. I don't waste money on that often.
So I check out and he sees my Starbucks energy drink (on sale) and he says "nice choice".
But he doesn't say it exactly the way one would say it if they meant it. And not the way someone would say it if they were being a dick. I don't care too much about this fuck so I just continue on.
The total comes to 13 dollars even and I hand him a $50. He says thank you to me. Again. Same tone he used. It was a perfect balance of snide and kindness. Fucking perfect. I applauded his masterful ways.
Guy told me to fuck myself without actually saying. Wasn't even cunty enough to get caught. I'd have been the prick.
As I'm leaving he tells me to please come again. Now I'm in love with this dude. No homo.
I want to attend bis doctorate class on discontent and sarcasm. I'd pay to learn this fuckers tricks.
This establishment has earned a customer for life because of this asshole.
Thanks, I will come again.
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