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This guy should give lessons. Maybe earn himself some more money.

So I go into the gas station store to pick up a coffee energy drink and two lottery tickets. Figure it's super fucking high why not blow 8 bucks on lottery tickets. I don't waste money on that often.

So I check out and he sees my Starbucks energy drink (on sale) and he says "nice choice".

But he doesn't say it exactly the way one would say it if they meant it. And not the way someone would say it if they were being a dick. I don't care too much about this fuck so I just continue on.

The total comes to 13 dollars even and I hand him a $50. He says thank you to me. Again. Same tone he used. It was a perfect balance of snide and kindness. Fucking perfect. I applauded his masterful ways.

Guy told me to fuck myself without actually saying. Wasn't even cunty enough to get caught. I'd have been the prick.

As I'm leaving he tells me to please come again. Now I'm in love with this dude. No homo.

I want to attend bis doctorate class on discontent and sarcasm. I'd pay to learn this fuckers tricks.

This establishment has earned a customer for life because of this asshole.

Thanks, I will come again.

This guy should give lessons. Maybe earn himself some more money. So I go into the gas station store to pick up a coffee energy drink and two lottery tickets. Figure it's super fucking high why not blow 8 bucks on lottery tickets. I don't waste money on that often. So I check out and he sees my Starbucks energy drink (on sale) and he says "nice choice". But he doesn't say it exactly the way one would say it if they meant it. And not the way someone would say it if they were being a dick. I don't care too much about this fuck so I just continue on. The total comes to 13 dollars even and I hand him a $50. He says thank you to me. Again. Same tone he used. It was a perfect balance of snide and kindness. Fucking perfect. I applauded his masterful ways. Guy told me to fuck myself without actually saying. Wasn't even cunty enough to get caught. I'd have been the prick. As I'm leaving he tells me to please come again. Now I'm in love with this dude. No homo. I want to attend bis doctorate class on discontent and sarcasm. I'd pay to learn this fuckers tricks. This establishment has earned a customer for life because of this asshole. Thanks, I will come again.

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[–] • 3 pts

You’re gonna have to secretly audio record him and share the experience on the next Poalcast! 😉

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

No way that could go badly.

[–] • 2 pts

You must train in ninja school!

[–] • 2 pts

I hope the next person to ask me for a lottery ticket chokes to death.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

He has got to be sick of it.

[–] • 2 pts

All I know is if somone doesnt win that fuckin mega millions billions today im gonna snap. People could at least figure out what they want before coming in and throwing money at me expecting me to just know what they want

[–] • 3 pts

said he's gonna be the winner and I trust him.

[–] • 0 pt

How many sandwiches are you going to buy the state/kikes/whatever before you figure out that you're never winning the lottery? Every ticket costs at least as much as a sandwich, and the chance of winning is near enough to zero that you're better off saving up for a paper bag and a shotgun if you're living in desperation and need the lottery for what-if-entertainment.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Where do you buy your sandwiches?

[–] • 0 pt

I have a sandwich maker, which is actually quite expensive, but amortized over the life of the unit and the value added to the input costs it isn't too bad.