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Reheating brick oven pizza from last night. Set the oven to preheat. Start looking at Poal. Start to comment on someone's post. Oven beeps. Put pizza in. Finish comment. Realize I forgot to set the timer and am not entirely sure how long pizza's been in.

My pizza may be over or under heated and it is all Poal's fault. All of you, collectively. I was a mere innocent bystander who couldn't possibly bear any responsibility for my own misfortune.

Ironically, my absent mindedness will probably work in my favor since I'm now paying more attention to it. Lol.

Reheating brick oven pizza from last night. Set the oven to preheat. Start looking at Poal. Start to comment on someone's post. Oven beeps. Put pizza in. Finish comment. Realize I forgot to set the timer and am not entirely sure how long pizza's been in. My pizza may be over or under heated and it is all Poal's fault. All of you, collectively. I was a mere innocent bystander who couldn't possibly bear any responsibility for my own misfortune. Ironically, my absent mindedness will probably work in my favor since I'm now paying more attention to it. Lol.

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[–] • 2 pts

Imagine only being able to cook something based on a predetermined time and temperature.

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And those knuckle dragging big lipped shitskinned niggers think they're worth $15 an hour...

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The struggle is real.

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RIP you are probably gonna die

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Take it out early and finish it in the microwave

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What kind of person blames someone else for their own fuck-up...? I think we found a live one!

[–] • 0 pt

You completely misunderstand me. I am not blaming "someone" for my fuck-up. That would be petty and indicate small thinking. I am blaming all of you.

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I apologize, I now see the error in my ways and I did misunderstand.

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Is it a microwave oven, which "nukes" our food?

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Nah. Regular oven, not even set to convection, set to cook not roast. I was just pissed at myself because my wife did nuke hers just to be fast. I used the oven to keep it from being soggy, then almost fucked it up by not paying attention to it.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

you can tell by looking at it, just like a nigger

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Funny how your jewish comment relates to ovens. Hmmmm....

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Are you plotting to fuck up my shower tomorrow morning, too? I'll bet you are. You bastard!

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Yes, yes. May zyklonB rain from you Koehler!