Yeah, I like fucking with the mask police. I've worn Halloween masks and even my welding helmet, but that became tiresome after a while. I took the pattern off of the cloth masks going around, folded the screen around the hair ties and then sewed it. Looks just like them except it's window screen, but it does comply with the exact wording of the mask mandates in my state and I've stated this fact repeatedly. They don't like it, but can't refute it. Checkmate, bitches.
First time I had to go to Costco I wore a Halloween mask that only covered the top half of my face, so my mouth was exposed. Fuck the jews and their holocough hoax.
lol. But, but it's a mask! I would laugh my ass off if I had seen this in real life. Ha! I agree, it is bullshit. My state is in the red except in like 3 counties, so if I have to go to any type of store or inside the gas station, it must be worn or you can't shop and I can't make toilet paper at home. But as soon as my change is in my hand, the mask is gone with a look of disgust on my face.
Cashier: Sir, you must put on your mask!
Me: Yeah, about that, go fuck yourself.
If no reaction from cashier, I go easy and wish them well and go about my business. I'm done with the bullshit, hence the window mask.
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