Find a way to "accidentally" break it everyday. Eventually they'll think you're so retarded you can be trusted with one.
Seen a guy dismissed for it. I've been written up for not putting it back on after lunch break.
Fuckers are serious. Sounds like you just gotta suck it up then. I fully understand not being able to leave because of lively hood and all that. I'd start looking for a new job tho.
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