I got flat feet, and not like most people who claim to have flat feet.
Most people who claim to have flat feet have 'falling arches' or some shit like that.
I was born with completely flat feet. This is because I am more evolved than you.
Your mother never told you? Your bio-dad was a duck.
"Bio dad"
Fuck Reddit. Fuck these fucking fuckers and their endless assault on reality.
The dad is the male who fertilized the egg. Every other male going by "dad" is just a cuckold.
There's only two categories: father and cuckolds.
Bio dad? Sheesh.
Watch out, we got a fuckin Ouster over here.
I think arched feet are more evolved but I don't know for sure.
You can't join the military with flat feet
That's a fucking myth
You have to get a waiver approved
Bullshit. My father and his flat feet served in World War II.
Lmfao that was WW2. Not an anecdote that evidence can be extrapolated from.
Easy out of the military during the draft. You were born at the wrong time to take advantage.
Judging from all the awards you were up for I'd have to say you're right. Is your brain the size of a bakkaball with gray skeen stretched tight over it? Just curious
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