"He's not gonna look like you!!!" Whenever someone says this to me I tell them I'm planning on having reconstructional labia surgery on my infant daughter to make sure she matches me, and they can compare our genitals after, and if they don't match perfectly, I'll have more sliced off her. "but it's not the same!! Uncircumcised penises are dirty!!!!" Right because 80% of men just walk around with a dirty filthy penis and cutting a part of it off is the only solution.