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I just wanted to confess.

I tried beating my dick in combat, I was a driver, so I could've gotten away with it. My dick was hard, I was stroking away, but then an RPG hit the vehicle in front of me. I kept stroking, but I was losing wood, I started thinking, what would they tell my mother when they pulled my dead body out of the driver's hatch, dick in hand, so I put it away.

I told my buddy about it later, the thoughts going through my head and everything. He said that he'd tell my mother that I died doing what I loved.

I just wanted to confess. I tried beating my dick in combat, I was a driver, so I could've gotten away with it. My dick was hard, I was stroking away, but then an RPG hit the vehicle in front of me. I kept stroking, but I was losing wood, I started thinking, what would they tell my mother when they pulled my dead body out of the driver's hatch, dick in hand, so I put it away. I told my buddy about it later, the thoughts going through my head and everything. He said that he'd tell my mother that I died doing what I loved.

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The next generation of infantry to fight a war for Israel will have more female soldiers to help them out with that. Combat jerks will be replaced by combat BJs and combat fucks.

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One of my buddies was in the band for the Army. They deployed the band and stuck them with all the bs. All the bs had female soldiers. He was getting pussy his whole deployment. I hadn't smelled a pussy in 12 months.