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I just wanted to confess.

I tried beating my dick in combat, I was a driver, so I could've gotten away with it. My dick was hard, I was stroking away, but then an RPG hit the vehicle in front of me. I kept stroking, but I was losing wood, I started thinking, what would they tell my mother when they pulled my dead body out of the driver's hatch, dick in hand, so I put it away.

I told my buddy about it later, the thoughts going through my head and everything. He said that he'd tell my mother that I died doing what I loved.

I just wanted to confess. I tried beating my dick in combat, I was a driver, so I could've gotten away with it. My dick was hard, I was stroking away, but then an RPG hit the vehicle in front of me. I kept stroking, but I was losing wood, I started thinking, what would they tell my mother when they pulled my dead body out of the driver's hatch, dick in hand, so I put it away. I told my buddy about it later, the thoughts going through my head and everything. He said that he'd tell my mother that I died doing what I loved.

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[–] • 1 pt

Yeah, it's a thing. If you can get a nut off in combat, you're in a whole new league.

Dude, don't worry, soldiers have been doing shit like this and worse longer than you or I have been alive. Beating my own dick isn't 1/52nd as bad as soldiers raping half dead women.

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user name checks out i guess lol

you've inspired me though, i'm gonna go fap somewhere insane, like while bungee jumping or something.