Welcome • User Guide
ToS • Privacy • Canary
Donate • Bugs • License

©2026 Poal.co

138

I just wanted to confess.

I tried beating my dick in combat, I was a driver, so I could've gotten away with it. My dick was hard, I was stroking away, but then an RPG hit the vehicle in front of me. I kept stroking, but I was losing wood, I started thinking, what would they tell my mother when they pulled my dead body out of the driver's hatch, dick in hand, so I put it away.

I told my buddy about it later, the thoughts going through my head and everything. He said that he'd tell my mother that I died doing what I loved.

I just wanted to confess. I tried beating my dick in combat, I was a driver, so I could've gotten away with it. My dick was hard, I was stroking away, but then an RPG hit the vehicle in front of me. I kept stroking, but I was losing wood, I started thinking, what would they tell my mother when they pulled my dead body out of the driver's hatch, dick in hand, so I put it away. I told my buddy about it later, the thoughts going through my head and everything. He said that he'd tell my mother that I died doing what I loved.

(post is archived)

You are currently inside a comment thread.
Click here to see all the comments (8).
[–] • 0 pt

I knew a guy who successfully took a shit in a Gatorade bottle while driving in a convoy in Iraq. It will forever be his greatest accomplishment.

I also watched the same guy grab a glowing red hot SAW barrel directly with his bare hands while trying to remove it. So, yes the shit in a bottle will likely be his greatest achievement in life.