I usually leave my phone in the truck on silent. Hate those fucking things. And if I hear someone else’s phone ring I wanna snap it in half. Edit: that would be funny though.

You know these apps with Track and Trace?

I'm just waiting for the one that sounds an alarm when you come into contact with someone who "Has the covid" and then watch as people make a socially awkward ring around them like that one odd child that nobody was friends with at school.

Alternatively, the app gives you the credentials of every person in a 5m radius of you and when you don't own a smart phone and they try to check you they just find a blank and they all look with horror on you like a psychic does to a pariah, as if they have no face, in the 40k universe.