Are you suggesting this was simply some sort of marine copypasta?
No I'm suggesting you're full of shit.
See, I have two paths open right now since you missed the joke. Here's the one I'm choosing:
It's true, every word of it. I dare you to jewgle it and prove me wrong. Openly threatening someone on the internet is totally cool and normal. This can't possibly be from something, because it's a totally true and unique thing I came up with just now.
Ball's in your court.
I did jooggle you and say that you do have a top record in the military but it is for eating more man ass than anyone else
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