I am positive you do not want an autographed picture of my boobs.
i do
It's not about what we want, it's about what we deserve.
I don’t know you well enough to scar you for life yet.
Hahaha well maybe one day. It's going to be hard to scar me worse than I have myself though.
That may be, but the unavailability makes these pics seem all the more rare, mysterious, and valuable!
Are you trying to burn a horrible image into your mind for all eternity?
Not at all! I'll wear my safety [beer] goggles!
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