I am an undocumented immigrant, I’ll have you know.
I heard undocumented immigrants are getting 1,800 in stimulus aid?
Does that mean I just have to shred my documents to qualify?
No, you’re obviously one who was born with privilege, if you want to do the right thing you will give me your 600 .
That's... actually a good idea. Use the commie against the commie.
I'm sure there's a document about you somewhere in one of the three letter org's filing cabinet.
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