I just did 75 push-ups in 3 sets! Definitely not gonna do any of that other shit, but thanks for reminding me!
Your new name is old iron arms.
Johnny Cage
I want my god damn jetpack.
If I don't get my jetpack, and safety helmet, I'm gonna shout FINISH HIM!, like a broken robot, over and over until I get one.
edit: As expected, cage is a complete degenerate.
Full 'movie': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdEi4lr4lMQ
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