Hey Patriot, glad to see you're back. If I promise you I'm your Lord and savior Q will you come over and helicopter tongue my asshole? I'll let you know when you've hit the right spot by screaming "IT'S HAPPENING!"
What kind of literal faggot are you that you'd actual prose someone tongue your asshole?
It's absolutely divine. Normally I'd get your Dad and your uncle to come do it but they said they're busy this week and recommended you from previous experiences.
Keep up the faggot shit bro. Come dotr ill shove my 12ga up your faggot ass and blow a load of lead in it.
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