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If you’re fat and call yourself a patriot you’re LARPING.

Sorry, but it’s true.

Patriots sacrifice. They push themselves in peacetime to prepare for war.

If you can’t sacrice stuffing your face, you will not sacrifice in battle. If you’re too lazy to even power walk, you’re too lazy to saddle up to come to the aid of other patriots in the shit.

Today is the day to bring it. No more LARPING.

If you’re fat and call yourself a patriot you’re LARPING. Sorry, but it’s true. Patriots sacrifice. They push themselves in peacetime to prepare for war. If you can’t sacrice stuffing your face, you will not sacrifice in battle. If you’re too lazy to even power walk, you’re too lazy to saddle up to come to the aid of other patriots in the shit. Today is the day to bring it. No more LARPING.

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[–] • 2 pts (edited )

I always say I can eat what I want if I put in the exercise to earn it.

It's a great motivation.

Also, learn to cook a few main dishes really well using garden vegetables. Then when you grow your own food you'll actually enjoy eating it.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts (edited )

Since moving up here to the boonies, I started growing and using herbs for cooking and natural medicine. I've honed it to 4 that I use repeatedly that are easy to grow. We have a short summer here. Cooking is a skill everyone should have in their toolkit. Doesn't hurt to learn to can or freeze your own food. Start with high acid foods that require less work. Apples and tomatoes are two. I make salsa and sauce from on sale veggies from the market. You want them real ripe for this anyway. I use freezer bags or better pint glass jars when I have extra.