We ask the important questions round here.
We ask the important questions round here.
It would be rather pleased at the tongue action it has been receiving.
It would be rather pleased at the tongue action it has been receiving.
People tongue your pubes? Sounds like a fake flossing nightmare.
People tongue your pubes? Sounds like a fake flossing nightmare.
I try to keep them short, but eh... Idk. The girls never complain.
I try to keep them short, but eh... Idk. The girls never complain.
I must examine your pubic hair between my teeth before I can make a judgement. This is starfleet and we love cocks. Now repeat that in a Mark Wahlberg accent.
I must examine your pubic hair between my teeth before I can make a judgement. This is starfleet and we love cocks. Now repeat that in a Mark Wahlberg accent.
Yours isn't?
Yours isn't?
My pubic hairs are ginger. I think we all know they're faggots.
My pubic hairs are ginger. I think we all know they're faggots.
Sometimes I dye one a different color just to watch it get bullied
Sometimes I dye one a different color just to watch it get bullied
I swear to god, I'm gonna steal the shit you say and start a standup comedy routine.
I swear to god, I'm gonna steal the shit you say and start a standup comedy routine.
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