I wasnt really into sugary stuff. But after some abduction where they put a helmet on me and forced 5,000 images into it, I stopped liking sugar even more and got more interested in fresh young hairless apes.
The aliens also have soul transfusion tech (49 points of light, big ol spider removes it, soul goes into "beehive") and "demon-possession" operations. I can get anyone psychically attacked for 50 bucks.
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