Is it something you can never take back?
You cant take nothin back, ever,
“Will you walk into my parlor?” said the spider to the fly; “’Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy. The way into my parlor is up a winding stair, And I have many pretty things to show when you are there.” “O no, no,” said the little fly, “to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair can ne’er come down again.”
The Louisianan was already drunk.
C'mon, give me a ride on your back! It'll be fun!
The Philadelphian was insistent. It was Mardi Gras.
It was a special day, and it was a special occasion, and the Philadelphian did appear to be a special friend.
So the Louisianan did indeed agree. He just asked for one, special, sacred, promise;
We are both pretty drunk, and I will give you a piggy-back ride, and we are about to cross Bourbon street. Just promise me one thing. Promise me you won't throw up on my back.
The Philadelphian nodded. So the Southerner bent down, and the Philadelphian drunkenly hopped on his back, and they crossed the Bourbon Street Parade together, successfully, without any issues. Like drunk buddies would.
As soon as they crossed the street, feeling a new sort of friendship, the Philadelphian jumped off his back.
And the Philadelpian vomited in his Face.
Why would you do that? You promised not to!
Proclaimed the Louisianan
Because I am a drunk Philadelphian, you never should've trusted me! I always vomit on my friends!
-Aesops Fables
Vomit probably makes good alligator bait
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