So the oldest person who voted by mail is over 200 years old, born when the revolutionary war was only 13 years past and the constitution itself was only 9 years old and lived through the civil war as a 60 year old... not suspicious at all. No, nor is the fact that person was joined by 50+ of their contemporaries. I applaud their dedication to their civic duties.
No, the real problem is the 5 month old baby that voted. Any baby with the skills to fill out a ballot request and vote by mail is clearly a savant who's development we need to foster. What a great country we live in to see such diversity in our voters.
I also applaud the massive horde of 18 year olds who turned of age on the day of the election. SO gratifying to see the youth so engaged.
I knew Vampires were real!
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