Your loss is so great it would make for an epic tragicomedy. The story will probably never be dramatized though, because audiences would find it too sad.
You wish
Future historians will probably argue over whether the story of 0K's great loss was a real event or some kind of perverse piece of folklore. The magnitude of this loss will seem to many too monumental to have been real.
Maybe one day, who knows
What's for sure is that you won't be part of the story
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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