Weaker sex, this is tragic for you. I bet Nov 1, 2020 will forever be remembered as the go back to the kitchen frosty day. Your lowest moment, unless of course you decide to lose even worse in the future. That would be difficult, but not impossible for someone like you.
There, fixed
Weaker sex
Your loss is so great it would make for an epic tragicomedy. The story will probably never be dramatized though, because audiences would find it too sad.
You wish
Future historians will probably argue over whether the story of 0K's great loss was a real event or some kind of perverse piece of folklore. The magnitude of this loss will seem to many too monumental to have been real.
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