This is what happens when you forgo raising your children, and instead hand over said responsibility to your smartphone. I've heard sad stories of toddlers trying to pinch-to-zoom in to someone who's far away, to try and get a better look at them, or trying to scroll through kids' menus at restaurants; shit like that. Their perceptions of reality are completely and entirely fucked. You though boomers where shitty and entitled. Oh, boy.