that was the funnest campaign ever. remember when she collapsed on 9/11 and had to be hoisted into the van like a side of beef? or when her campaign bus was caught emptying its shitter into a Georgia countryside gutter? and all her coughing fits during low attended rallies? speaking of rallies, there was that one held during a state fair so she could speak in front of an audience that cleared out once they realized she was just low octane filler between the hog calling contest and baked goods auction. election night was the funnest ever; she never even had the integrity to face the sobbing crowd gathered in her name under glass ceiling's resilient reflection. 2016 was one for the memory books - despite how some are trying to memory hole her failure, it will live on in folk lore ever more.