The Great Toilet Paper Bust of 2021 is coming. It's going to be tulip bulbs and beanie babies all over.
Look, all year long it's safe business, margins aren't astronomical, but it sells. It's like undertaker, there's always demand. And when it goes doomsday it's jackpot, and nobody, NOBODY, went to jail over TP hoarding and TP price googing
Honestly if there really was something new to learn from the past 3 months, it's this. TP demand goes through the roof in america when it's doomsday. And nobody knows exactly why, it's like that, it's like UFOs it's a thing we don't explain, it just happens.
And look, all businesses that got locked down, are worthless. Next lockdown they get fucked again. You can make fun all you want of the pajeet and his shitty grocery but he's one of the big winners of this fiasco.
I'm cornering the market on corncobs and old Sears catalogs. You in?
No man, TP is the white gold, I'm all about TP now
TPFTW
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