Don't let him rub his butt on your face either. That's how you get pink eye
I paid full price just yesterday.
Dammit.
meToo
Fuck it, I'll take one.
would you or wouldn't you?
If we're both wearing masks, yes.
I use one of the three wishes you granted me to sticky this site wide for 24 hours
I remember granting you the return of 2 subs, and an apology I don't remember wishes. Also 24 hours is pretty extreme I don't think we even leave most legitimate announcements up that long unless its related to a major update or change. If you want wishes there are 3 rules.
You're pretty gay for a genie
You didn't ask me what the rules are.
has he considered wearing a TP roll g-string and sashaying around rest room stalls?
He was wearing hand sanitizer dispensers for pasties. Sexy!
SCARAMOUCHE!
Can he do the fandango?
The jukebox only plays Right Said Fred "I'm too sexy". I'm actually somewhat frightened. I'd leave but I think he put something in my drink and now I'm too dizzy to walk.
Hard times create strong men...
Hard men create...oh, strong times.
Jewish Spanish government (like everyone else) laughing at the goyim while reporting the coronafake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=epbPeheqO_g&feature=youtu.be
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