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I'll need a brief description of your class, attributes, alignment, and skills as well as a short bio to determine if you'll be a good fit. We are especially looking for someone who can tank.

Me:

Level 4 Human Ramenancer
High LUCK and DEX, low STR, other stats pretty average
Chaotic Neutral
Skills: I can summon all kinds of soups using packaged noodles, flavor pouches, and water. Occassionally my poetry and short prose can grant party buffs, though the stamina drain on me is very taxing. ZZ Top-beard intimidation bonus when negotiating with shavlets.

Bio: I thought nothing ever happens! Had I known differently, I probably would've spent a little more time grinding and spec'd into something other than ramen. Oh well, the pre-apocalyptic world was boring and most other survivors are probably equally unprepared. I come from an unbroken line of indo-european warriors (and also an unbroken line of whiskey-swilling potato farmers) and I'm ready to taste the battlefield (and some whiskey).

Would you like to join our party? Tell us about you!

I'll need a brief description of your class, attributes, alignment, and skills as well as a short bio to determine if you'll be a good fit. *We are especially looking for someone who can tank.* Me: Level 4 Human Ramenancer High LUCK and DEX, low STR, other stats pretty average Chaotic Neutral Skills: I can summon all kinds of soups using packaged noodles, flavor pouches, and water. Occassionally my poetry and short prose can grant party buffs, though the stamina drain on me is very taxing. ZZ Top-beard intimidation bonus when negotiating with shavlets. Bio: I thought nothing ever happens! Had I known differently, I probably would've spent a little more time grinding and spec'd into something other than ramen. Oh well, the pre-apocalyptic world was boring and most other survivors are probably equally unprepared. I come from an unbroken line of indo-european warriors (and also an unbroken line of whiskey-swilling potato farmers) and I'm ready to taste the battlefield (and some whiskey). Would you like to join our party? Tell us about you! [PS: I recommend against discussing starting equipment in this thread as it could attract the attention of the arch-liches. We'll get plenty more gear from questing anyway.](#spoiler)

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[–] 6 pts

Level 26 Human Flusader
High INT and CON
Chaotic Neutral
Skills: Disinfecting surfaces, equipment, and myself. +50% resistance to biologically based curses. (These skills will be in especially high demand for the latest DLC.)

Bio: The 'phobe' in 'germaphobe' is a misnomer - I'm not afraid of germs... germs are afraid of me.

[–] 5 pts (edited )

Lvl 3 half orc Furserker

Lawful evil

High strength and agility but an abysmally low intelligence and charisma.

Skills: the sight of a full head of hair sends me into a malding rage. Have been know to rip scalps from heads and ware them as bloody trophies. When the sun is out I am able to start fires with the glare off of my head. With a heavy coat of hair all over my back and chest adds +2 armor.

Bio: hailing from the mountians of west texas my tribe sent me out into the apocalyptic wastelands to aquire as many scalpes as possible. After years of being taunted by shampoo commercials I seek my revenge on the world at large.

[–] 4 pts

I wipe my ass with a rag on a stick.

[–] 3 pts

Damn what happened to your account?

[–] 2 pts

I deleted it because I was pissed off boobs.

He wasn't being a bad admin, just a bad friend.

[–] 3 pts

Level 6 Spiritual Boomer

High charisma, high intellect (except with technology and the youth folk)

Neutral Evil

Skills: Lawn-mowing, grilling, making demands, upsetting the youngsters. I'm in a high position in my company, but all I do is boss around underlings that already know their jobs.

BIO: HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CAPITALS? WHERE'S MY SON!?

[–] 3 pts

level 99 neckbeard berserker

maxed out STR and DEX

no luck, no intelligence, no sneak, and negative charisma.

Lawful Good

Skills: retard strength, indignant tantrum, basic hygene, the wrath of the numchucks.

[–] 0 pt

Holy cow, man. I mean, if you want to be in this party you can. Maybe we can make you leader or something?

[–] 1 pt

dont you think i'm a little overqualified to be in your party?

[–] 0 pt

A bit, yeah. You can keep any rare loot we find if you still want to help us out.