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United Europe: We finally caught you Schlomo!

Jew: Oh no, I have been caught!...

Jew LARPing as German: Why would you side with Slavs and Meds? Slavs are mongoloids and Meds are half-breeds!

Jew LARPing as Irish: Britain killed your people! Don't side with them, even if they are being destroyed.

Jew LARPing as British: Fucking Irish, a bunch of terrorists!

Jew LARPing as Atheist: Christianity is just a Jewish psyop, it's basically neo-Judaism!

Jew LARPing as Christian: Paganism is basically Satanism! Christianity built Europe and Jews are spreading Neo-Paganism and Atheism to tear it down!!!

Jew LARPing as Pagan: Fuck those Christians and atheists, we are the true Europeans! Praise Odin!

Jew LARPing as Slav: We are closer to Aryans! Don't forget what the Germans did to us!

Jew LARPing as Mediterranean: We built Rome which civilized Europe! Germans are a bunch of barbarians!

Jew LARPing as Monarchist: Europe was built on monarchy! It's gone to shit since they ended!

Jew LARPing as Republican: Monarchy was basically tyranny!

Jew LARPing as individualist: Look at the evils collectivism has done! It's basically just communism!

Jew LARPing as Collectivist: Looking those divided individualists LOL, they won't amount to anything!

Disunified Europe: He makes a good point! You guys will do nothing but ruin our cause! proceeds to infight

Jew: Back to work hand rubbing intensifies

I am sure I can think of more examples, but you get the idea. We need to stop this.

United Europe: We finally caught you Schlomo! Jew: Oh no, I have been caught!... Jew LARPing as German: Why would you side with Slavs and Meds? Slavs are mongoloids and Meds are half-breeds! Jew LARPing as Irish: Britain killed your people! Don't side with them, even if they are being destroyed. Jew LARPing as British: Fucking Irish, a bunch of terrorists! Jew LARPing as Atheist: Christianity is just a Jewish psyop, it's basically neo-Judaism! Jew LARPing as Christian: Paganism is basically Satanism! Christianity built Europe and Jews are spreading Neo-Paganism and Atheism to tear it down!!! Jew LARPing as Pagan: Fuck those Christians and atheists, we are the true Europeans! Praise Odin! Jew LARPing as Slav: We are closer to Aryans! Don't forget what the Germans did to us! Jew LARPing as Mediterranean: We built Rome which civilized Europe! Germans are a bunch of barbarians! Jew LARPing as Monarchist: Europe was built on monarchy! It's gone to shit since they ended! Jew LARPing as Republican: Monarchy was basically tyranny! Jew LARPing as individualist: Look at the evils collectivism has done! It's basically just communism! Jew LARPing as Collectivist: Looking those divided individualists LOL, they won't amount to anything! Disunified Europe: He makes a good point! You guys will do nothing but ruin our cause! *proceeds to infight* Jew: Back to work *hand rubbing intensifies* I am sure I can think of more examples, but you get the idea. We need to stop this.

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Eastern Asians put down their copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" wondering where that obnoxiously furious hand rubbing noise is coming from notice Europeans fighting each other, and everyone else, before shrugging, sipping their tea, and casually remarking,

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Eh, East Asia is in the same boat tbh. It just doesn't have as much water in it. Once the European host is completely drained, they will move over there next.