I demand a livestream, with commentators and fancy graphics and everything.
No one has ever beaten me at battleship. I can do commentators but not fancy graphics.
You have to play using actual battleships.
I'm now seriously considering trying to set up a Poal Battleship tournament. Everyone that wants to participate buys the game. A sub is set up, with individual forum posts for each battle where moves are made in comments, gentleman's agreement not to cheat. Timezones and work schedules means the matches could be drawn out, but that just gives more opportunity for shit talk. Kind of like old school chess by mail.
If you took me on you'd be wasting your time. In 25 years of playing the game I've never lost. Not a single time. I suck at chess but battleship is my game.
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