Congratulations man! That’s awesome
It's you. I'll be there tomorrow. Thanks for having me.
Rock on bro. Person who kills the coffee pot makes a new pot.
Please inform your wife and children that Uncle Theo is moving in, and that he really doesn't like it when you touch his stuff or make direct eye contact.
Uncle Theo has problems he'd rather not talk about.
Ahh boobs took you in after all, eh?
Boobs provides. Gonna have to find a new job but life is gonna be alright.
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