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[–] 6 pts

It's you. I'll be there tomorrow. Thanks for having me.

[–] 4 pts

Rock on bro. Person who kills the coffee pot makes a new pot.

[–] 7 pts

Please inform your wife and children that Uncle Theo is moving in, and that he really doesn't like it when you touch his stuff or make direct eye contact.

Uncle Theo has problems he'd rather not talk about.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Uncle Theo is a great guy. He pointed me down a long, dark alleyway recently and stabbed me for half a pack of Maverick Menthol 100s. It was a long con tbh, only stabbed me after a few years.

[–] 1 pt

Will do, however I am a very aggressive cuddler.

[–] 2 pts

Ahh boobs took you in after all, eh?

[–] 3 pts

Boobs provides. Gonna have to find a new job but life is gonna be alright.

[–] 2 pts

You should just be the Poal janitor.