lol that's good. The PBR is a nice touch. But it is Canada shouldn't it be Molson or something?
Meghan and Harry's principal advisor worked for Bill and Hillary Clinton
I still like my theory on how things will shake down.
First he offs his "dad" in a way that makes it look like natural causes.
Second, before the queen can step down he'll arrange a "tragic accident" that kills his brother and family, setting himself as the heir to the throne, probably a plane crash.
Third, since the queen will no doubt cling to the throne after that, he'll wait until she's on her death bed and lean in close and say, "This is what you get for killing my mom, a future nigger king without a drop of royal blood".
Revenge served cold.
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