Kylo Ren gets killed by Palpatine
Rey combines Leia and Luke's lightsaber and makes an orange one
She calls herself "Rey Skywalker" to induce cringe
also here's the leaked opening title crawl
"The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE.
GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER.
Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power...."
also on a side note you can get a free Whopper at the German Burger King for taking a Star Wars spoiler not even joking. People act like spoilers are going to ruin their lives
Pathetic and cringe. Look at how attached people get to this bullshit, fucking subhumans.
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