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Anyone have any spoilers? I want to piss off some people I know and I don't have the patience to browse through social media lol.

Trust me these people deserve it.

Anyone have any spoilers? I want to piss off some people I know and I don't have the patience to browse through social media lol. Trust me these people deserve it.

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Gay kiss.

Emperor Palpatine returns.

Attempts to reconcile a bunch of dead end side quests. Fails.

Everyone 2 D NPC but Rey.

Princess Leia returns.

Cut down 30 minutes of Luke Skywalker to 10 minutes.

Calls herself Skywalker but is not actually a Skywalker.

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Thanks. If I can't find anything else I'll use this lol.

Much appreciated, if you ever need me to return the favour just say.

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fags n niggers says it all

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Lol

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trust the (((plan)))

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NEVER

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Kylo Ren gets killed by Palpatine

Rey combines Leia and Luke's lightsaber and makes an orange one

She calls herself "Rey Skywalker" to induce cringe

also here's the leaked opening title crawl

"The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE.

GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power...."

also on a side note you can get a free Whopper at the German Burger King for taking a Star Wars spoiler not even joking. People act like spoilers are going to ruin their lives

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Pathetic and cringe. Look at how attached people get to this bullshit, fucking subhumans.