Wouldn't the mister beast fans notice the strange red mulch they are being asked to put below the trees? What if they are scared of the amazon burning down and deforestation because it will uncover all of their mass graves? You could buy a small field in the Amazon, clear it, add a few soil amendments, and it will grow back in a year. A lot of the "deforestation" is farmers reclaiming land that grows in during the off season.