Once again the crowd gives you a standing ovation. You smile to the camera and walk off stage where your aide is waiting. "Good showing, but we still have your other 'event' to go to. Time to go talk to your constituents."
I nod. I hope this goes well. I think I'll pull a Teddy Roosevelt and keep giving my speech after being "shot." I think I'll get some strippers to snort coke on the back of hookers when I "recover." I want to check the polls after that.
Roll an initiative check
I received a 3.
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