Rabi goldsteinburg is at the synagogue finishing up his day of circumcisions. You are talking to your cousin moshi about an insurance fraud scam to burn down his motel and you are haggeling over your cut if you help him with his project.
Offer moshi half your foreskins in return for 75 percent cut. Remind moshi your taking all the risk and you have compromising pictures of him with Gerald Ford
Moshi seems very unhappy with this deal but he eyes your forskins with longing.
Roll a d6
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