As you are leaving the venue walking to your limo you see two large Nigerian men in white face carrying a noose walking towards you. Your aide smiles and steps back to call the press. "Yo Motha FUKah we ah white supremacist and you ah dead!" One swings a gun up to shoot in your general direction the .22 pistol goes off and you feel a bullet hit your pinky toe. As you drop to the ground the 'white supremacists' run off down an alley and reporters ppur out of the building. Suddenly you are back on camera and everything seems to have worked out. After your sexons interview and a short stop at the hospital you find your self in a hotel room filled with hooker and drugs. You sit and watch CNNs election coverage as you snort a rail of cocaine of a hookers butthole. You are leading in the exit polls and as the polls close, the results come in. You are now mayor of BrownTown (Level up! +1 to charisma) The next day you are sworn in and now sit behind your desk at city hall.