Go on show to shill for Israel. 4
You agree to come on their show and they are sending a car to pick you up.
As you hang up you notice an armed man walking into the synagogue and begin to open fire. Your perception saved you as you duck out the back door to find the limo waiting.
At the news station
As you are waiting to go on, the previous guest, the head of a local charity who donates to children with cancer, is finishing their segment and discussing setting up a benifit to raise more money. Apparently they still need a venue to hold the benifit at.
The segment ends, they go to commercial.
Offer your synagogue as a place for the children. Convince the guest is the safest place to leave them unsupervised. Of he doesn't trust me remind him of the 6 million 3
(Holocaust multiplier +6gorillion)
The charity head agrees and is willing to pay you a small fee. (+100 shekels)
Accept?
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