I use my burner to call Muhammad and request that he bring the squad from the mosque so they can jerk off into the cryogenically chilled test tubes. In the meantime, I borrow an additional 12 mosque slavewomen and take them on as concubines. I would now like to roll for reproduction.
The way I figure it, the reproductive hormones probably allow each wife or concubine to pop out up to six kids. Since I have 12 wives and 12 concubines, that's 24d6.
Rolan
edit: I count 83.
Wew lad!
Success!
Your wives and concubine are pregnant with 83 children!
(Welfare allotment is now 50000 a month)
Muhammad sends the troops and 134 of your followers are now at the sperm bank masturbating into the sperm tanks. Gallons of sperm are collected, so much so you have to stat clear space from the storage. The pungent aroma of camel dung now fills the air. Also all women on the premises have been raped and impregnated as well.
(Level up! +2 perception)
(Skill gained MASS INSEMINATION)
I'm at a loss for what to do now. I study the Koran hoping for some guidance.
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You have spread your seed far and wide, yet you feel unfulfilled. Beating the infidels in demographics is one thing. Suckeling at the welfare teat is another. You belive Allah has something greater for you to do so you pour over the Koran searching for answers. You finaly come to the realization that gihad may be the only answer. As you sit and ponder, you rub a bit of the camel shit from your home country on your clothes. The smell relaxes you and quiets your mind. Only then do you hear the voice of the proffet.
"kill the infidels"
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