You take your new Muti wives back to the former imams home and quickly set the women to servicing you and figuring out your welfare fraud.
Your burner phone begins to ring.
"Muhammad! This is Muhammad. Pur brothers want to know what progress you are making. We are needing to move up the plan as rhe infidels have just taken out albagdadhi!"
You take your new Muti wives back to the former imams home and quickly set the women to servicing you and figuring out your welfare fraud.
Your burner phone begins to ring.
"Muhammad! This is Muhammad. Pur brothers want to know what progress you are making. We are needing to move up the plan as rhe infidels have just taken out albagdadhi!"
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*in Sandnigger*[Muhammad, I will be the new albagdadhi. Name me as the leader and I will just not do shit and let them spend 11 years finding me while I populate the earth with little Muhammads.](#spoiler)*/sandnigger*
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Muhammad agrees and begins to spread the word that you have taken over for isis. He also begins spreading rumors that you are currently in Syria planing your next attack.
Muhammad agrees and begins to spread the word that you have taken over for isis. He also begins spreading rumors that you are currently in Syria planing your next attack.
I enlist the services of a Muslim fertility clinic to increase the reproductive capacity of my wives.
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I enlist the services of a Muslim fertility clinic to increase the reproductive capacity of my wives.
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