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While asking about ESL classes, you manage to latch on to the teat of america. You gain a drivers licence, free housing, free cell phone, welfare, foodstamps, grant money for a small business, free sex change and information on how to vote in the upcoming election.

(Level up! +2 charisma)

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Do I also learn English?

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Yes you are now fluent in English

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Okay with my grant for a small business I start a marijuana dispensary, while funding local politicians, I use my fluent English to create a quid pro quo with the commiefornia politicians.